Joke for today

August 9, 2008

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought…I must put a roof on this lavatory.

joke for today

March 23, 2008

he boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can’t you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"

The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."